Tournament of Masters

Hall of Fame

  • HB-2

    2005-2006 Season: She was the first inductee into the Hall of Fame. During the first Tournament of Masters season she shred the competition into tiny pieces. Other players used to look at her and shiver. She cast a large shadow over the inaugural season and established herself as one of the greatest players in the game. Time and age finally robbed her of some of those extraordinary skills, but she continues to scare rookie players with her trademark scowl. But then, 20 years later, with more scars than a Honey Badger living on the African Savannah, she comes back and does it again in the 2024-25 season. A remarkable competitor.

  • Snowman

    2006-2007 Season: In search of a system and venue that would showcase his talents, this player moved his franchise North onto the frozen tundra just 50 miles south of the Canadian border. Apparently the move paid off and The Snowman brought the fury of the arctic winds into every game. He made history in the Tournament’s second season when he used 5 lock picks in the final week of a competition to move from the middle of the pack to 2nd place. Always highly regarded, this warrior enters the Hall of Fame with a winter coat.

  • Boomerang

    2007-2008 Season: Out of nowhere was how they described this player when she started to dominate the competition during the third season of the Tournament of Masters. With little experience, but a lot of heart, Boomerang never gave up and always came back. Veteran players who had dismissed her as a flash in the pan, soon learned that she was for real. Wherever she came from – it must have been a tough place. Now a Hall of Famer, she looks for rookies that she can eat for lunch.

  • The Augur

    2008-2009, 2009-2010, 2010-2011 Seasons: In the Tournament of Masters 4th season, there was no player more dominant than The Augur. He took pleasure in drilling other players into the ground. After 3 frustrating years in the league with little success, he finally got the right personnel into his organization and continued to drill them on the fundamentals. His new general manager, Captain Morgan, insisted on perfection. The Augur was a force in each of the year’s competitions and entered the Hall of Fame with an organization that served him well during the following 2 seasons when he, and his sidekick, Soothsayer, also won Player of the Year honors.

  • The 650

    2011-2012 Season: Consistency was the word they used. Reluctant to boast or bring attention to herself, The 650 was a threat in every competition during the seventh season of the Tournament of Masters. It was a year in which The Profit won 3 of the 4 competitions, but fell to The 650 in the final death match because she simply wouldn't give up. During her victory parade she praised The Profit and said that she had looked up to him as a role model for many years. She even suggested that The Profit was responsible for much of her success and she hoped that, one day, he would realize the same degree of success. Truly, she is a humble, but powerful warrior.

  • Hoozyurdaddy

    2012 - 2013 and 2013 - 2014 Seasons: The smell of Ben-Gay was overpowering in Hoozy's locker room, but that didn't stop him from consistently delivering a solid performance in every competition. After 7 frustrating years when he was routinely accused of having lost what little range of motion he had left, he finally developed some consistency and shocked the field with something greater than the mediocrity that had become his trademark.

  • Los Locos Hombres

    In the 2014-2015 season, every player knew there was something sinister coming across the southern border. On the horizon appeared a gang of roughnecks with nothing to lose. They called themselves, Los Locos Hombres. As they tore up the league, they laughed. Even women and children weren't safe. The league, and even the country, as we had known it, had changed forever.

  • Dick Hertz

    Like a bad case of syphilis, Dick Hertz dominated the 2015-2016 season with a vengeance. His competitors tried every kind of prophylactic system to keep him at bay, but he just kept coming. At the end of the season, when the dust had settled, it was Dick Hertz who was still standing erect.

  • Castrated Turkeys

    He was a rookie and he had been castrated, but that didn’t matter. This resilient competitor surprised even himself by entering the Hall of Fame with a 4th place finish as his most remarkable accomplishment. After his induction into the Hall, he said, “I was grateful that they didn’t use winning money as a measure of success.”

  • Tora Tora Tora

    For years, she kept her nose to the grindstone and went unnoticed. But then, in 2017, she had had enough. She was on a mission - a suicide mission - whatever it took. Her determination kept her in the top 50% in every competition. With her final breath, she said, "I am somebody".

  • World's Biggest Asshole

    For so many years he was just the guy that nobody liked. They didn't appreciate how he was refining his game, his stratgegy, his insults. And then, in the 2018-19 season, he let loose. He obnoxiously dominated each competition until players quit because they didn't want to be around him anymore.

  • Chocolate Chick

    Playing in her 15th season (2019-20), Chocolate Chick had the experience and the tenacity to dominate her opponents. Besides making mouth-watering chocolates during the day, she spent her evenings analyzing every facet of the NFL. The result was sweet.

  • KappaChickaLicka

    It was the 2020-21 season when these two old people, in the middle of a global pandemic, threw caution to the wind and decided that NOW was their time. They licked the competition and returned to their fraternity house as victors.

  • The Beast from the East

    In the 2021-22 season The Beast abandoned all the etiquette and niceties of basic social behavior. He was determined to earn the respect of, not just the other players, but his own family. He didn’t care what he had to do to win. And here he is.

  • Chad

    With little fanfare, Chad quietly took over the 2022-23 season with a series of exceptional performances. While subtly mocking his cousin, The Best Ever!, Chad stuck to his ‘system’ and it paid off. With youth on his side, the league expects Chad to deliver for years to come.

  • Claire Voyant

    After 18 years of giving free advice on a weekly basis, advice he often ignored, this insightful veteran finally proved something to the league. It almost seemed as if he knew the result of every game in advance. Maybe it was just long-term failure finally teaching its student what was necessary to win. But in the 2023-24 season, Claire Voyant made sure every player will listen to him in the future.